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Your Ad Here     Funny SMS - Text Massage >Page1     Your Ad Here   Your Ad Here Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main   Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!! *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***     Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay   Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***   A pakistani man goes for fishing   A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the surface and shouts “Pakistan Zindabad” *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***     Don’t kill the students A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers” *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***   Before and after marriage   Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***     Man needs a poison   Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription. *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***   50% of sardars are not donkeys   Newspaper Mein News Lugi K “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys” The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated. *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***   Memon ka beta & girl friend   Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay. *** For More SMS Visit www.afqam.com/sms/ ***         1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next 10 >>

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